Kim Kardashian And Her Butt Are Getting Married Today

Will Her Butt Have Its Own Veil And Train

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is getting married today in sunny Santa Barbara, California, to NFL footballer Reggie Bush NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, 25, in a splashy multi-million dollar ceremony. The wedding will be broadcast on the E! Network in October 2011, a whole two months from now, when interest in the ceremony will have waned by then.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

A number of celebrities have been invited to the wedding, such as 17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, who Kardashian had an illegal crush on. We know who won't be invited to the wedding (see: handsome Reggie Bush). I'm just teasing, but no, he's not on the guest list.

Santa Barbara wedding preparations (Photo Credit: Splash)

Kardashian is attempting to rival the extravagant spring nuptials of Britain's Prince William and his bride, Kate Middleton, with about a fourth of the budget of the royal couple (I see Pippa's not on the guest list either - too much butt for one wedding).

Kim Kardashian with her mom Kris Jenner. I sure hope she did not pick that dress.

This is Kardashian's second marriage and Humphries first. Previously, she was married to woman beater, Damon Thomas, who is a music producer that used her face as a punching bag. She should not have married him and waited for someone more suitable.

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Boycott Madonna's Rip-Off "We" Movie - Part 2

"We" (also known as wee-wee)

This is a follow up to the article Boycott Madonna's Rip-Off "We" Movie. Pre-release items from Madonna's critically panned, forthcoming rip-off movie "We" about the British royal family, reveals substantial infringements of my preexisting, unpublished copyrights, she gained a copy of via commissioned, criminal hacking and has unlawfully used in violation of domestic and international law.

As stated previously, Madonna has stolen many people's copyrights as the basis for HER ENTIRE CAREER. In another somewhat similar case, regarding the failed film "Swept Away" that she and her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie put out, they were subsequently sued by a man that pitched the idea to them (Vincent D'Onofrio). Being the profoundly untalented people they are, Madonna and Gut Ritchie, botched it and the movie became one of the biggest box office failures of all time, slammed by critics worldwide.

Madonna, in her case pronounced, Mad-duh-nah

Not only did she steal the idea for the "We" movie from my copyrights, she has psychotically included my original writings and themes, which have absolutely nothing to do with the royal family and criminally transposed it into an alleged biographical film on historical figures.

Under the law, you cannot take other people's original, preexisting, unpublished copyrighted writings and visual themes, thereby stealing protected works for a movie, as that is completely criminally and thoroughly disgraceful. Haven't you shamefully gotten enough people in Britain in trouble for one lifetime, you troublemaking, talentless, trashy twit, via the phone hacking scandal that went public because of your arrogance and perversion. What a fraud.

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Boycott Madonna's Rip-Off "We" Movie

"We" (more like wee-wee)

The release date for Madonna's rip-off "We" movie has been pushed back, because it is stupendously bad, received negative reviews and the majority of film studios in existence passed on the pic, on the film festival circuit. However, she made a dirty deal, selling stolen copyrights she does not own, at cut rate prices, in exchange for a theatre release date later this year.

Crazy Mad-onna

Madonna is also pushing for the butchered, infringing film to be considered for an Oscar. In the event that does happen, the Judiciary Report shall call for a boycott of the Academy Awards telecast, for rewarding criminal copyright infringement. The Judiciary Report is also calling for a full boycott of the infringing film "We" by the entertainment industry's resident Madoff, Madonna. For more on Madonna's well-detailed history of stealing copyrights from others, as the basis for her sick career, click here. What's curious is Madonna put out a number of article stating the British royal family aided her in making this infringing film.

Guy Ritchie

Due to Madonna's ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, another copyright infringer that has been sued by several unrelated people for stealing every single movie he has ever made, is related to Prince William's wife, Kate Middleton (Ritchie said six times removed - really now LOL).

Prince William and Kate Middleton

This granted Madonna access to the royal family. Considering Madonna's well-publicized legal history of corporate theft and fraud, her Kabbalah cult's run-ins with the law (criminal investigations against them), they should know better, more than most, but they've tossed in their lot with her in this endeavor (and others).

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Pippa Pips Kate Middleton To The Top Of Another Poll

Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton, who married Prince William in April of this year, not only stole the show at the wedding, she has beaten her older sibling in another poll. The name "Pippa" derived from her correct name "Phillipa" has become the most popular baby name of 2011. Once again, her sister did not make the top 10 (Polls Show Pippa Middleton Is More Popular Than Sister Kate Middleton).

"Crazy About Pippa"

TLC has begun to promote its documentary special "Crazy About Pippa" which covers her rise to stardom. A clip from the show has been included in this article. Rumors will be addressed in the special. Stills and video from the royal wedding revealed, Prince Harry, openly flirting with Pippa.

Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry

With Pippa's new found popularity, will the government make her a British ambassador of some kind. She has been receiving a number of offers since the royal wedding, mostly entertainment and product endorsement related, but has not made an announcement regarding accepting any of them.

Gordon Brown (left) Michael Middleton (right)

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...Minus Being An Actual Princess

Pippa Middleton

British popularity princess, Pippa Middleton, continues to dominate headlines, as the sister-in-law of Prince William. It is a popularity spree that continues to grow months after the wedding of her sister and Prince William, now the Duke of Cambridge. One documentary humorously referred to her as "P Middy" in chronicling her rise to stardom. She is now considered the most eligible woman in Britain.

Princess Diana

The press frenzy surrounding Pippa is somewhat reminiscent of the late Princess Diana. Towards the end of her life, Princess Diana lost her royal title, but her popularity continued to grow with the public. She was labeled the "People's Princess" as people could relate to her.

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Will Pippa Middleton's Popularity Cause A Case Of Sibling Rivalry With Sister Kate Middleton

Pippa Middleton at the royal wedding

Will Pippa Middleton's popularity, which surged all over the world, during the well-publicized spring wedding of her older sister, Kate Middleton, to Britain's Prince William, create a case of sibling rivalry.

Everybody totally thought Harry was up to something concerning Pippa at the royal wedding. He kept smirking at and flirting with her throughout the proceedings.

TV specials, documentaries and blogs have stated, Pippa has overshadowed her sister Kate, in a turn of events that was unanticipated by the royal family. However, will it cause feelings of jealousy between the sisters, as Pippa has stolen the majority of the attention from Kate and William.

I don't think she meant to, but the press, blogosphere and social networking, latched on to her on the day of the wedding and it's been non-stop ever since. More importantly, will she parlay this new found fame into something positive, like helping people.

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Pippa Middleton

TLC is debuting a one hour special on August 9, 2011, entitled "Crazy About Pippa" to focus on Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton, who married Britain's Prince William. Since the nuptials of the couple, Pippa and her butt have taken center stage, completely overshadowing the royal family.

Some initially thought it was a one off thing, but three months on, Pippa continues to grab headlines. "Crazy About Pippa" is said to address an alleged romance between her and Prince Harry, which they both denied, despite flirting with each other. However, as he is single, the real concern should be the temptation she represents to married Prince William, who is certain to notice her, uh, buoyancy.

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William helping Pippa Middleton, then Kate Middleton onto a yacht in 2006

When one gets married, it is wise to avoid temptation, as in an unguarded moment or one of weakness, things can turn into more than one intended. Aiming to increase its popularity, the royal family gave its blessing to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Prince William, Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton

The couple's wedding this past April was seen by many, as was Middleton's sister, Pippa, who ended up overshadowing everyone. The younger Middleton sister, began to dominate headlines, mainly due to her figure, namely her bottom. Newspapers even cruelly asked if William was sure he had married the right sister.

Pippa Middleton

The royal couple are frequently seen with perky Pippa. Even Prince Harry was seen flirting with her at the royal wedding and once on another occasion. However, one has to be careful that it does not become a situation with temptation in Williams' path. After the very public collapse of his parents' marriage, it is better to be safe than sorry.

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A Case Of Sibling Rivalry

Pippa Middleton

As previously mentioned on the Judiciary Report, Pippa Middleton stole the show as a bridesmaid at the April 29, 2011 wedding of her sister, Kate Middleton, to Prince William of Wales, now the Duke of Cambridge.

The photo that made Pippa Middleton famous at the royal wedding

Since that time, Pippa Middleton, has overshadowed the royal family, dominating headlines on mainstream entertainment news sites and blogs, commenting on her clothes, looks and particularly, her backside, which was prominently featured at the wedding.

Prince William and Kate Middleton

In a strange development this past week, Kate Middleton, perhaps feeling a bit upstaged, disembarked an airplane that landed in North America, reportedly wearing no underwear, which led to her backside being exposed by wind gusts that are common on tarmacs.

Kate Middleton on the runway wearing no underwear (Photo and caption by Media Take Out)

Why was Kate Middleton not wearing underwear, which is inappropriate for a member of the royal family, especially one on an official tour, who met with a sick child moments after her backside was flashed to the world. The censored and uncensored pics are online, which is embarrassing.

Kate Middleton on the runway wearing no underwear (Photo and caption by Media Take Out)

Middleton, 29, should have known better. This was not the way to combat the flood of Pippa butt stories, which coincidentally, have not stopped. Middleton is not Marilyn Monroe, a movie star that pushed the envelope in her day, using her sexuality, via items such as deliberate up-skirt shots in windy places.

Middleton meeting with a cancer sufferer

However, even Monroe wore underwear when engaging in said PR stunts for films and public appearances. Middleton is supposed to behave like a member of the royal family and observe a certain code of public decorum. This certainly crossed the line into indecent exposure.

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Pippa Middleton

Considering Pippa Middleton's popularity has trumped that of sister, Kate Middleton and brother-in-law, the Duke of Cambridge, formerly known as Prince William, will she be invited to marry into the royal family, which operates as a business in the industry of publicity.

Pippa's newfound popularity, which began the day of the royal wedding, between her sister and the Duke of Cambridge, came as a surprise to some. However, one has to wonder if it was engineered by the press, seeking to get under the royal family's skin.

Pippa covering Tatler magazine

Yes, Pippa is pretty, but the press and paparazzi have certainly latched on to her in a massive way, as opposed to the actual bride, in conduct that was unorthodox and quite peculiar. They seemingly chose one sister (Pippa) over the other (Kate) and decided to make her the it girl.

Kate and William

Even in the days of Princess Margaret, the pretty, popular, fun loving woman, who is the late sister of Queen Elizabeth, her press and popularity did not trump that of the monarch at any time. However, with the Middleton sisters, the exact opposite has happened and literally overnight.

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...And The Royal Family

Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton, the 27-year-old sister of Kate Middleton, 29, who recently wed, Prince William of Wales, 28, now the Duke of Cambridge, continues to completely overshadow the royal couple in the press. It maybe due to her youthfulness and cute appearance.

Kate was meant to be the new Princess Diana, even dressing like her and doing things she did, but Pippa is the one dominating stories regarding the royal family. She even made the elusive cover of Tatler magazine.

Bloggers know what I'm taking about, as many of you are deliberately flogging Pippa stories for the page views. Case in point, I wrote an article on William and Kate and it received a healthy, but moderate amount of page views (Are Prince William And Kate Middleton The Right Match).

Then, I wrote an article about Pippa and it became one of the most read items on the website, with many other sites and social networking pages linking to it (Pippa Middleton Is Upstaging Her Sister Kate). I just found out yesterday in perusing the site's numbers.

Go figure! I'm talking Megan Fox and Justin Bieber numbers. Whenever I write about those two, the page views go through the roof. However, I do not write about people and topics for the page views. I write about what I think will be beneficial to or interest you the reader. Then, there are those articles where I just have PMS, but that's another story.

Alex Loudon with girlfriend Pippa Middleton

But back to Pippa - did the royal family see this one coming. Pippa has overshadowed them. However, there's also another issue that is not helping matters. The royal family made William and Kate, a duke and duchess and said titles sometimes do not connect with the populace.

William and Kate

The titles are not fitting for a couple in their twenties or thirties. It's the equivalent of prematurely aging them. The titles of prince and princess are always more catchy where the public is concerned, regardless of rank.

Princess Diana

Side Bar: back to Pippa again - to my readers, how long do you think it will be, before the royal family has her shipped off to Siberia for sopping up so much worldwide publicity, completely overshadowing them (LOL).

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Doesn't Princess Charlene Of Monaco Look Like Princess Diana

Princess Diana (left) and Charlene, Princess Of Monaco (right)

Charlene Wittstock, married Prince Albert of Monaco last week in a beautiful ceremony. Her official title is now Charlene, Princess Of Monaco. The stunning 32-year-old South African, somewhat resembles the late British beauty, Princess Diana of Wales.

Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco at their wedding last week (congrats)

I do not think it intentional on Princess Charlene's part, but they just have a look of each other. Princess Charlene also has that same reticent stance, regarding the paparazzi and press that Princess Diana also had at times. Here's hoping she won't be hounded by the press, as Diana was in life.