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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The FBI Raided Several IHop Restaurants

But Do You Notice Where They Didn't Raid...

IHop

The Federal Bureau of Investigation, also known as the FBI, which tellingly can be rearranged to form the word FIB, something they do a lot, raided several unsuspecting IHop pancake restaurants, whose food people enjoy. But do you notice which restaurant they didn't raid - Dunkin Donuts. That's because being cops, they wouldn't dare raid their spot.

Dunkin Donuts

I know this feeds into the national stereotype, but I was going by a Dunkin Donuts the other day and even from the street you could see it was full of cops. You couldn't help but notice how many cops were in there, packed like a clown car, but you know, with cops instead. If something happened to Dunkin Donuts in America, cops would go on strike and into an official state of mourning.

STORY SOURCE

FBI raids 7 IHOPs in Ohio, Indiana

Saturday, August 27, 2011

George Bush's Brother Gives Politicians Pointers On How To Win Florida In The 2012 Election



Jeb Bush

Former Florida governor, Jeb Bush, decided to give tips on how to win the state in the 2011 election. By what? Dumping ballot boxes in the Everglades, as his brother had done in 2000, with the Supreme Court, under Justice Scalia, handing him the election. The Bush family are a massive liability to the Republican party and need to stay away.

George W. Bush

Politicians need sound advice about Florida and every other state. People can't pay their bills, as they have lost their jobs or are facing reduced hours. People want to own their own homes and not be gouged by banks. People want affordable food. Currently, food costs are too high, forcing many to pick cheap brands that are not always healthy. People want to be able to send their children to university and many can't because of lack of scholarships and rising tuition fees.

As bad as Bush was, Barack Obama should be sweating, as polls indicate he is in trouble as well

People want affordable insurance of all kinds, so they don't have to worry if they get sick or their home is hit by a natural disaster. Immigrants want to be given a chance to be lawful, productive citizens that contribute to the economy, not take away from it, as some wrongly assume. People don't want canned answers and phony campaign promises, but real solutions that will be implemented.

STORY SOURCE

Jeb Bush on how to win Florida‎

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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Justin Bieber Pulling Pranks On Fast Food Workers

17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, has been pulling pranks on fast-food workers at drive through lanes. Bieber, who loves pranks, has been making deliberately confusing complaints to workers, then driving off, leaving some baffled, a few annoyed and others shocked to see him. Note to Justin: boo boo, don't try that in the hood (LOL).

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Friday, June 17, 2011

Japanese Scientists Create Edible Doo Doo Steaks

When I think science, I have inspiring thoughts of diseases being cured. Not people making burgers out of poo. However, Japanese scientists have done just that. They've synthesized excrement, making steak out of doo doo. I'm at a loss for words. A "turd burger." Really, now. I've heard of pooh sticks, not poo steaks.

I'm all for recycling, but not like this. I think I'll pass on this one. I would also hate to be on the marketing team trying to come up with the ad plans for it. And to think people are complaining about Ronald McDonald, when this was looming.

Most people have had a few meals in their lifetime and left the table figuratively thinking it tasted like doo-doo. But for the first time, they would not be exaggerating. I don't know how anyone could swallow such a thing, when in the back of their mind, they knew where it came from (the back of their butt). What's for dessert? toilet paper?

Side Bar: On a somewhat related note, did you know it was discovered, Al Qaeda members found out if you eat your poop, you'll die (yes, geniuses, I know). To avoid torture, this became an option for them when Dick Cheney was Vice President and George W. Bush was in charge.