Will Ashton Kutcher Cheat On Demi Moore Even More With New Sitcom Job

"Two And A Half Men" Role Means More Groupies

"Two And A Half Men" with Charlie Sheen (second from the left)

Will Kabbalah member Ashton Kutcher, 33, cheat on his wife, Demi Moore, 49, even more, due to his new job on the CBS television show "Two And A Half Men." Kutcher, who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, replaces seasoned comedic actor, Charlie Sheen, who is also in Kabbalah.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

Suffering from Kabbalah induced psychosis, Sheen lost the plot and went on a series of bizarre rants, repeatedly spewing the cult's nonsensical and destructive lingo, which shocked the public. He even attacked the makers of the show "Two And A Half Men" who paid him $2,000,000 per episode as the sitcom's leading star.

Demi Moore

Kutcher, like Sheen, is a playboy that has a penchant for bedding young women, in spite of their marriage vows. Kutcher was publicly humiliated last year for cheating on his wife with two women. Being given a role on the top sitcom in the nation will increase his visibility...and infidelity.

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Charlie Sheen In Talks For New Sitcom

Charlie Sheen (seated to the front left) and the cast of "Two And A Half Men"

Troubled actor, drug addict and alcoholic, Charlie Sheen, who was recently fired from the top rated sitcom "Two And A Half Men" is reportedly in talks for a new show. Well, there's a scary prospect, especially if he has creative control. Sheen has been replaced on "Two And A Half Men" by the unfunny and nutty, Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher's mommy wife is cougar Demi Moore and both members of the religious cult Kabbalah, which is under criminal investigation

Sheen is still struggling with mental illness, namely schizophrenia, which led to him being fired, after strange and well publicized outbursts, alerted the public to his problems. The producers of "Two And A Half Men" and the studio behind it, decided to fire him on a morality clause. It remains to be seen if the show will suffer due to the dismissal, but one thing is certain, Kutcher is not a good actor, where Sheen could at least claim acting ability.

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