Celluloid Film Review: Madea's Big Happy Family

Title: Madea's Big Happy Family

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 106 minutes

Box Office Gross: $53,345,287

Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars

"Madea's Big Happy Family" is the story of Madea's big crazy family, struggling with various problems. Loretta Devine, stars as "Shirley" a family matriarch dying from cancer and wanting her family together for a nice meal together, where she can give them the bad news, after being given weeks to live.

However, Shirley's family, comprised of her adult children, have many problems that range from martial trouble to a past secret incident of molestation, resulting in each attempt at a dinner, descending into fights. This film is sad, but brings up topics people struggle with everyday.

While the Celluloid Film Review is no fan of LionsGate, the distributor of "Madea's Big Happy Family" due to the company's unethical conduct in a number of issues, which have ventured into unlawful territory, Perry has been taking a lot of undeserved flack for his work that has been labeled buffoonery. This was a good film and contrary to what some think, there are people in the black community like some of the characters therein that have been deemed "embarrassing." Why should they be underrepresented.

It reminds me of small controversies, regarding some Jewish people not liking the sitcom "The Nanny" due to the stereotypes it contained (but the funny character had a good, kind heart and was very giving) and some Anglo-Saxons being embarrassed by "Married With Children." Well, sorry white people, I can't help you with "Married With Children" but now you know how we (black people) feel when we see "Flavor Of Love."

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/madea_big_happy_family.htm

Celluloid Film Review: The Lincoln Lawyer

Title: The Lincoln Lawyer

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 119 minutes

Box Office Gross: $85,507,593

Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars

Family Warning: contains some sexual content, violence and bad language

"The Lincoln Lawyer" stars the handsome and charming, Matthew McConaughey, as a tough criminal defense attorney. At first, I thought the film was set in the U.S. city of Lincoln, Nebraska, due to the title, but it was not so.

The film apparently got its name from the main character, attorney, Mickey Haller, being driven around all day, by a round the way tough guy in a Lincoln car. The Lincoln serves as his office, as he has no fixed business address, well, other than his secondary one, a home office (my favorite kind).

Haller is sought out by a seemingly normal client, who claims he has been wrongly accused of a terrible murder, but as the film progresses, it is revealed, he is as a phrase I read recently, "Nuttier than squirrel doodoo." The film has many twists that are somewhat surprising.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/the_lincoln_lawyer.htm

Celluloid Film Review: Arthur

Title: Arthur

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 110 minutes

Box Office Gross: $65,339,543

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

Family Warning: contains some sexual content and bad language

"Arthur" the remake of the 1981 film of the same name, did not live up to its predecessor, regarding the promiscuous Brit living in New York. The reboot, which stars British comedic actor, Russell Brand, in the role, did not quite do the late Dudley Moore justice. Most filmgoers probably did not look past the surface of this film's trailer, to buy a ticket to see it, as the movie so paled in comparison to what came before it, the deterioration in quality was immediately apparent.

The film did have a few funny moments, but it took way too long for them to arrive. Some jokes did fall somewhat flat, while ironically characterizing the Obama Administration's view on economics. When officials inform Arthur he is living a lavish and meaningless life, by stating, "How do you explain this frivolous spending during a recession" - he simply goes to an ATM, obtains funds from his family's account and spontaneously begins throwing it all over a room full of people while proclaiming, "Free money, recession's over, we're in a boom." The Obama school of economics, indeed.

Speaking of Obama, Hollywood has been name dropping him in their movies, as a means of promoting him. This is being done in bids at propping him up, after their insane agenda, bad advice and constant presence at the White House, firmly planted the first African-American presidency in trouble (see polls). When Arthur is confronted by his mother about his debauched lifestyle and her desire for him to marry a domineering woman he does not love, she admonishes him by stating, "As the charming coffee colored gentleman (Obama) that runs this country said, 'It is time to put aside childish things.'" Actually, that phrase came from the Bible (1 Corinthians 13:11). Leave it to Hollywood to compliment and insult in the same sentence, where no matter what they tell you, race is a factor.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/arthur.htm

Celluloid Film Review: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Title: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG

Running time: 87 minutes

Box Office Gross: $46,471,023

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"The Fantastic Mr. Fox" starring George Clooney, is possibly one of the most boring animated films I have ever seen. I couldn't wait for it to finish. "Mr. Fox" is the story of a thieving fox that steals food from farmers (right up Hollywood's alley). When the farmers figure out what is transpiring and try to kill Fox and his cohorts, they flee underground. Much more could have been done with this film that was adapted from a children's novel, as the movie was dull and the animation chintzy.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/the_fantastic_mr_fox.htm

Megan Fox's Next Film Will Not Be Scrapped - Gets A Release Date

Better Than What Happened To Her Last Time

Megan Fox

After the embarrassing failure of Megan Fox's last film "Passion Play" costarring Mickey Rourke, which saw its release date humiliatingly scrapped, then reinstated, only to spectacularly bomb at the box office, the actress' next project has been bought.

The film has been guaranteed a release date, after its screening at the Toronto Film Festival. Based on the premise, the film does not seem like something that will set the box office alight, which will mark another problem for Fox, but she is being spared the embarrassment of what transpired with her last film's release date.

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Former "Transformers" movie actress, Megan Fox, 25, is still in love with her costar, Shia LaBeouf, 25, who she dated for months, while cheating on fiancé, now husband, Brian Austin Green, 38. The two did not go public with their romance, until Labeouf let the cat out of the bag this year, confirming the Judiciary Report's previous claims (Megan Fox Had Sex With Shia LaBeouf).

Megan Fox kissing Shia LaBeouf

In an interview this month with the website MovieFone, Fox said of LaBeouf, "I love Shia. I wanted ["Transformers: Dark Of The Moon"] to do well for him. I didn't want to have this big media war ... there will be a time when I want to tell my side of the story. I love Shia to death; I love him unconditionally."

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

I have to admit, Fox and LaBeouf were very cute together and seemed happy with each other. I think she neglected to choose LaBeouf for a long term relationship, because he is known to be promiscuous. Whereas, Green is considered more faithful, stable and mature, but there are rumors of him cheating on her as well. That would be sad if Labeouf is the one she actually loves and vice versa (and it appears that way) but married Green for convenience, while still harboring feelings for another (you'd be surprised how many women do that). Here's hoping Fox doesn't pull a Michaele Salahi, as infidelity is not the right choice for anyone.

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She Chickened Out Of Going To The Theater To See The Movie

Megan Fox

Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, punked out and did not go to the theater to watch "Transformers 3" as she was fired after "Transformers 2" for calling Jewish director, Michael Bay "Hitler" - after the anti-Semitic mass murderer. The Judiciary Report was hoping Fox would have crashed the movie premiere (thanks for nothing, Megan).

Fox has stated she will get around to watching the movie at some point (and probably crying to herself, while demanding her husband Brian refill her Botox syringe). Fox accused the Transformers cast and crew of "hitting me hard" during the press tour, which discouraged her from going to see the film (you really didn't miss anything).

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

What does she mean by "hitting me hard" - well, let's see, they began airing out her dirty laundry for publicity, by telling the world that she cheated on her then fiancé-now-husband, Brian Austin Green with costar, Shia LaBeouf Megan Fox Had Sex With Shia LaBeouf.

Fox stated to MovieFone, "I haven't seen it yet, but I will see it. I mean, if they hadn't been hitting me so hard on the press tour, I would have gone to the theatre. But I felt like that would have been a disaster - me sitting with a packed theatre of people watching the movie. I mean, I have nothing against watching it. And I love Shia [LaBeouf] to death; I love him unconditionally. And I love that crew. I'm really close to the hair, make-up and wardrobe that made that movie. I want to see it for them...I couldn't do it. Then that would turn into not just me wanting to see the movie, that would have been like, 'She's trying to take attention from the movie by being at the theatre when it's released'. It's a lose-lose."

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Back To The Future Shoes To Be Made By Nike

Company To Market Famous Laceless Shoe From The Film

Nike is said to be manufacturing a select number of the futuristic shoes featured in the "Back To The Future 2" film, worn by Michael J. Fox's character, Marty McFly, for limited release in the retail market. Estimates state the shoe will retail for approximately $3,500 a pair, basically pricing most people out of buying one.

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Movie Review: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Title: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: August 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 93 minutes

Box Office Gross: $306,901,839

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" is the action sequel to 2001's "Planet Of The Apes." The film stars, James Franco, as a scientist seeking to cure Alzheimer's by experimenting on apes. How original (sarcasm). One of the apes in the study, Caesar, ingests the drug via his mother and becomes more intelligent. Due to his increased intelligence, Caesar becomes aware of the plight of apes kept in captivity and leads a rebellion.

The plot to this film took too many twists and turns and became downright creepy at times. It also has underlying themes regarding prevalent ideas about HIV and AIDS, strewn throughout the film, though the subject matter has to do with Alzheimer's.

Movie Review: The Adjustment Bureau

Title: The Adjustment Bureau

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: August 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 106 minutes

Box Office Gross: $127,104,813

Site Rating: 0 out of 10 stars

"The Adjustment Bureau" stars Matt Damon and Emily Blunt, as two people that keep running into each other, but a sinister "bureau" tries to keep them apart. Damon plays David Norris, a congressman aspiring to become the President of the United States. Blunt plays Elise Sellas, a dancer David is attracted to, but can't seem to go out with.

This film was strange and very derivative. It is as though the writers attempted to cull themes from different sources that are not related, in trying to make a film that comes off quite confusing. This is the kind of film that only makes sense to crazy people in Hollywood.

Is Judd Aptow Trying To Pull A Sexual Shia LaBeouf Regarding Megan Fox

Is He Trying To Sleep With Her

Megan Fox (they totally want her there for her mind)

Did actor, Judd Aptow, hire actress, Megan Fox, for his movie "This Is Forty" which is the sequel to "Knocked Up" to try and pull a Shia LaBeouf with her. LaBeouf is the "Transformers" star that bedded Fox when she worked on the aforementioned film and while she was engaged to actor, Brian Austin Green.

Fox was seen tethering around the set of "This Is Forty" dressed like a streetwalker (see photo above). If those shorts get any higher they are going to be a bikini. She shouldn't wear that outfit off set, because she might get booked by the LAPD.

It's abundantly clear Aptow did not hire Fox for her acting abilities (suppressing laughter) but rather based on how she looks. They wasted no time in dressing her up, pardon me, down, like a tart. Fox couldn't be happy with being a sex object. She didn't seem to like it when "Transformers" director Michael Bay treated her like a piece of meat and decried said treatment in interviews. I can't imagine she'd be happy with that now on another set.

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Politicians Take Obama To Task Over Granting Sony Access To National Secrets

Sony Making Film On Osama Bin Laden Assassination To Act As A Commercial For Obama's 2012 Presidential Campaign

President Barack Obama

Once again, President Obama's rock star styled presidency, has landed him in controversy. Sony Pictures, an off-shoot of the Japanese electronics company, announced they are making a film on the reported assassination of notorious terrorist, Osama Bin Laden. The U.S. Military's elite Seal Team Six, are credited with killing the September 11th mastermind, via a surprise night raid in Pakistan that occurred this year.

Reports began to circulate last week, stating President Obama granted Sony access to national security files regarding the Bin Laden assassination, in aiding them to make the film, which will be released as an election tool, with the intent that it boosts support for Obama, who is suffering at the polls (see: propaganda film).

Sony's Howard Stringer

Obama denies the allegations, but various politicians and pundits state it is true. It was to be expected that a film company would seek to make a movie on the subject. However, turning it into a propaganda film to help a president experiencing plummeting polls numbers, will not do the movie and the seriousness thereof, any justice.

The most horrible twist in the Bin Laden assassination, is the revenge killing of members of the Seal Team Six, who were shot down this month, as their Chinook helicopter traveled over Afghanistan. Brave young men died, in what is a tragic waste of life, over a war they never asked for, but served their country regarding, nonetheless. This story should not be used as a political tool to play on the public's sympathies. What happened to honoring the dead (soldiers).

Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins

Republican congressional representative, Lynn Jenkins, is introducing a bill in Congress to bar the Obama Administration from granting Sony access to sensitive national secrets on the Bin Laden killing. Another Republican congressional representative, Peter King, has publicly called for an investigation into Obama's interaction with campaign donor and fundraiser Sony, during this incident.

As stated previously on the Judiciary Report, Obama's corrupt relationship with Sony and others in Hollywood, has damaged his presidency and standing with the populace. On its current path, it is going to cost him the election.

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By Pete Kasperowicz - 08/15/11 09:06 AM ET - A Republican lawmaker from Kansas wants to prevent the administration from helping Sony make a movie about the killing of Osama bin Laden. The Stop Subsidizing Hollywood Act introduced by Rep. Lynn Jenkins (R-Kan.) would stop the Obama administration from spending taxpayer money to share information about the killing of bin Laden with Sony Pictures, which is looking to release a film about that event in October 2012.

Jenkins said the bill, introduced on Friday, is necessary because the government has no role to play in helping the movie industry at a time of fiscal crisis. "In an era of 9 percent unemployment, trillion-dollar deficits, credit downgrades, and record debt-ceiling extensions it is unconscionable that taxpayer dollars are being used to aid the Hollywood film industry in fact-checking and script research," Jenkins said. "American families have been forced to go through their budgets line by line and look for ways to tighten their belts, and it is time the federal government does the same."...

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"The eyebrow does go up when you see the release date," says Douglas Urbanski, a Hollywood producer and conservative radio talk show host. Urbanski said he believes Bigelow's movie will be straightforward and apolitical, much like her 2009 war film The Hurt Locker (which won the Academy Award for Best Picture). But Sony's decision to release the bin Laden movie just weeks before the election, he says, is most likely "very, very deliberate."...

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Is Megan Fox The New Queen Of Crude

Film Role After Film Role Suggests She Is...

Megan Fox

After being unceremoniously fired from the "Transformers" film series, by director Steven Spielberg, for calling his colleague and fellow Jew, Michael Bay, a dictatorial "Hitler" Megan Fox has taken on three new film projects that leave much to be desired.

"Friends With Kids" is an indie film that does not look very promising based on pre-release materials. However, "Knocked Up 2" and "The Dictator" are outright crude and low brow. Fox has chosen films in the same genre not known for artistic merit, in trying to keep her name out there.

This will backfire, because as much as "Transformers" was not Oscar material, it was mainstream without the gross out factor. "Knocked Up 2" and "The Dictator" are well below it and full of the gross out factor, among other crude and unsavory things.

Fox's role model is actress "Angelina Jolie" who won an Oscar for the unusual, low budget film "Girl Interrupted." Fox is searching for such a moment, but it continues to elude her, due to her inability to pick a decent script.

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Movie Review: Captain America

Title: Captain America

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: July 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 124 minutes

Box Office Gross: $170,272,000

Site Rating: 7 out of 10 stars

"Captain America" starring Chris Evans and Tommy Lee Jones, was an entertaining film. I saw it on its opening weekend and enjoyed the movie. It was nice going to a movie theatre and not being accosted by some Hollywood weirdness on celluloid.

"Captain America" (Evans) is the marvel comic turned film, about a superhero of the same name, who possesses massive strength and speed. He starts off as a young man wanting to join the army, but is repeatedly rejected for being too small and sickly. An experiment turns him into a strong man.

Chris Evans and Richard Armitage in Captain America

Former MI5 actor, Richard Armitage, went from "Lucas North" to assassin "Heinz Kruger" successfully taking on the role of another baddie. Stanley Tucci delivered a good performance, as did Tommy Lee Jones as the film's best comic relief.

Sadly, my allergy medication kicked in near the end of the film and its main side effect, drowsiness, did as well. I briefly fell asleep in the theatre (sleeping like it was nobody's business) whilst clutching my bag for about 10-15 minutes.

I woke up to see actor Samuel L. Jackson on screen and thought the theatre had begun showing another film. I was not amused that I missed the ending. However, I hadn't. If you watch the film, you'll see what I mean.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/captain-america.htm

Movie Review: The Obama Deception

Title: The Obama Deception

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: July 31, 2011

Rating: PG

Running time: 102 minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars

Full version of "The Obama Deception"

"The Obama Deception" is an interesting documentary about U.S. President, Barack Obama and his connection to the questionable Bilderberg Group, consisting of a consortium of the world's richest men and women, who discreetly meet every year, in a bid to dictate world finance. Like George W. Bush before him, President Obama has fawned over the greedy group, comprised of billionaires looking out for their bottom line and not the financial health of the general public. The film makes a number of interesting points.

President Obama made many promises on the campaign trail in 2008, only to break the majority of them when he took office. The Bilderberg Group and other wealthy campaign donors, are largely responsible for this irresponsible shift in position. Obama has tried to play both ends against the middle, deceiving one group (the poor and middle class) while appeasing another (the rich). As the phrase goes, one cannot stand on both sides of the issue.

The poster for "The Obama Deception" might be misleading to some, as the movie does not so much imply the president is an Uncle Tom, but reveals his agenda has now become that of Wall Street, mostly comprised of very wealthy white men.

The film also explores America and Britain's oligarchs and the role they have played in shaping world finance. The film accuses the rich of having President Kennedy assassinated, for philosophically breaking ties with them, in turning his attention in office to matters such as ending the war in Vietnam, civil rights for minorities, "cutting the Fed down to size," world peace and developing a space program.

The documentary contends Kennedy's assassination was a warning to all future presidents never to do this again, in a message of, "Do as you are told or die." The film states, "John F. Kennedy had enraged the entire elite network" as they thought he would be a "puppet" due to his "pro-Nazi father." However, he rebelled against the elite's wishes.

It's ironic, as Obama started his presidency much the same as Kennedy, even reminding me of him in some ways, but the current president made an abrupt turn one year after taking office. Many people noticed this and commented on it as well.

According to the film, Obama has become the most Wall Street president in U.S. history, with his appointment book reflecting this leaning. The film states, "It is the most extreme Wall Street administration we’ve ever had" and "no one else counts for anything else under Obama." It's a shame, because the president started off with good goals that have now become corrupted.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/the-obama-deception.htm

Hollywood Sales Plummet

Transformers cast and director

The summer box office has been somewhat of a bust for Hollywood, as sales are considerably off. Even with "Transformers" practically doubling the price of its movie tickets, the film saw a decrease in viewers and lagged behind its predecessor.

Transformers 3

Imax has also shown a sales decline, as their revenues revealed a drop in profits. Current sales figures are ironic, as summer is usually Hollywood's busiest and most profitable season.

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Brian Austin Green to Megan Fox: if I catch him I'm gonna punch him!

Brian Austin Green ("David Silver"), wants to punch fellow actor, Shia LaBeouf ("Sam Witwicky"), in the face, for going public with his sexual relationship, with Megan Fox, while they were engaged. Green, 37, went on to marry Fox, 25, who recently confirmed having sex with Labouf, 25, whilst making their "Transformers" movies, she was later fired from.

Shia LaBeouf blabbed in Details

While LaBeouf didn't go into any gory details in Details magazine, about the premarital sex with Fox, Green got the picture and wants to beatdown LaBeouf for touching his woman. Bloggers everywhere are salivating at the hits bonanza, website hits that is, which would ensue from the above mentioned confrontation, but I'm going to be a good girl and say, violence is not the answer.

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf in 2009

Though, it would really be good for site views if you did punch Shia in the face, I cannot condone violence in any measure, because that would be wrong. Megan, Brian and Shia, you know, there's a great new restaurant on Melrose you guys should go check out and preferably, at the same time (*snaps fingers at the paparazzi* "follow them and bring back pics"). Shia, I love Jews, but I'm letting you know in advance, if you get hit in the face over Fox, I'm posting the picture.

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1/4th Of Its Sales Are Gone During The Opening Weekend

For the past year, the Judiciary Report has been writing about the "Transformers 3" film and the likelihood of suckage and that‘s exactly what has happened. Pre-release stills and clips revealed a not so good movie in the making.

Apparently, audiences agree with the site, as "Transformers 3" also titled "Transformers: Dark Of The Moon" has experienced a sizable 24% decline in ticket sales in its opening days, from its predecessor, "Transformers 2" (according to the Deadline Hollywood website on Saturday).

I finally caught "Transformers 3" this past Saturday and it was not a good movie (I want my money back). It sucked more than "Transformers 2." I have posted a review of "Transformers 3" on the www.CelluloidFilmReview.com website. You can read the review by clicking here.

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This weekend, "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" scooped up about $98 million in the U.S., compared to $128 million for the first weekend of "Transformers: Rise of the Fallen." And keep in mind that because this installment is in 3-D, many theaters are charging an extra three bucks per ticket...

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Megan Fox Replacement Mocks Shia LaBeouf's Manhood

Ok, That Came Out Wrong

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Megan Fox replacement in the "Transformers" film series, jokingly mocked leading actor, Shia LaBeouf and his reputation as a ladies man, stating she needed a chastity belt on the set to resist him. The dig came courtesy of recent revelations that LaBeouf had a sexual relationship with Fox (stop crying Brian).

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Speaking of that, Fox's representative confirmed LaBeouf's claims regarding their relationship, issuing a comment stating, "It's true." No word on what "Transformers" director, Michael Bay, has to say about this, as he's probably in his basement, making plans for LaBeouf to mysteriously have an on-set "accident" of some kind that castrates him.

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Movie Review - Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows – Part 1

Title: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows – Part 1 Year Of Release: 2011 Review Date: June 30, 2011 Rating: PG-13 Running time: 146 minutes Box Office Gross: $954,501,070 Site Rating: 0 out of 10 stars "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1" is the seventh film in the series. The movie is about a wizard named Harry Potter and his friends, who are pursued by sorcerers. Each Harry Potter film seems to get darker, which is ironic, as its main audience is comprised of children. Many of the book readings held at stores, are mostly frequented by children and their parents as well. This film was no different and it is the stuff nightmares are made of, which makes one question the sense in providing such ghoulish imagery to kids. The plot revolves around a stolen wand being sought as a means to kill Harry Potter, which is not a wholesome image for its core audience. The special effects were slightly above average, but the actual film was dark as well, literally, as in poorly lit and on purpose to create a menacing mood. However, it only created eye strain during certain scenes of this ungodly tale.