Megan Fox Wants Kids But The Question Is...

Will They Look Like Shia LaBeouf

Megan Fox

Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, who became famous for starring in the "Transformers" films, then getting unceremoniously fired from them, has spoken about her desire to have children. Fox, who married actor, Brian Austin Green, in a ceremony last year, stated she is waiting to have more money in the bank before having children, which is odd, as she has millions.

Megan Fox

Fox stated, "I absolutely want biological children. I've always wanted kids. It's just about the timing. I have it in my mind about what amount of money I want in the bank so that I can protect that child's future, and really protect it, so that kid never struggles. Once I feel safe with that, then I'll have kids."

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

Could Fox’s anorexia be impacting her decision. Anorexics have a difficult time getting pregnant, due to low body fat affecting their system's hormonal levels and natural cycles. It presents a real challenge, unless the anorexic gains weight.

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox

Another thing the couple would have to worry about, is the baby popping out looking like Shia LaBeouf. You guys know that baby is going to come out of the womb half Jewish, with a curly afro, an addiction to Botox and trying to kill off robots, while saying mazeltov to his mom. Maury Povich, anyone? The Judiciary Report for the win! I'm just teasing. Seriously, stay away from the infidelity.

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Megan Fox: Why I'm Waiting to Have Kids

Is Ali Lohan Trying To Look Like An Androgynous Model With New Cosmetic Surgery And Anorexia

Ali Lohan (Photo comparisons by the Crushable and Mom Logic websites)

17-year-old Ali Lohan, shocked pop culture audiences with her new, drastically altered appearance. She recently signed up with a modeling agency, lost approximately 25 pounds and had cosmetic work done to her nose, cheeks, lips and breasts, completely changing her look for the worse.

Ali Lohan this month, looking gaunt and manly

Her publicist (I can't believe she has one) has denied this is true, but one look at Lohan and one can tell she's had cosmetic procedures performed. Regrettably, she looked much younger and better before having all the unnecessary work done.

Androgynous model Andre Pejic (you know Perez Hilton is stalking this dude - if he goes missing, we know who did it)

Lohan seems to be going for an androgynous look, such as the one worn by 20-year-old Bosnian male model, Andrej Pejic, who has been featured in a number of high profile fashion shows, sporting mens and womens clothing. The gender bender has appeared in magazines as well.

Andrej Pejic in a Jean Paul Gaytier Gaultier wedding dress (Photo redacted by the Judiciary Report)

This new trend should not be encouraged among men and women, especially younger models, as it is not good for their mental health. You cannot be all things to all people. Just look at what Ali Lohan has done to herself, in trying to be a model in this genre.

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