When Breasts Implants Attack

You've Heard Of The Unabomber Well Now You Have The 'Uniboob'

Dinora Rodriguez

Every woman and most husbands want to have beautiful breasts. Women sometimes go to great lengths to get them, enlisting the aid of a plastic surgeon. However, sometimes this quest for buoyancy goes wrong. Very wrong. Like in the case of pretty, Dinora Rodriguez.

Rodriguez had her breast implant surgery performed by an individual, who is not a board certified plastic surgeon. After the surgery, her breasts look like a grapefruit at the supermarket (notice I wrote "a grapefruit" and not "two grapefruits" because the surgeon fused them together, giving her what is being called a "Uniboob"). What kind of sci-fi mess is that. How are you just going to glue the woman's breasts together.

Rodriguez has since had the damage corrected by a board certified plastic surgeon, but the doctor that gave her the bad breast job, also did work on her eyes without permission, permanently damaging her vision and leaving her with visible scars. The doctor really should lose their licenses for such malpractice and negligence.

X-Factor Is X-Flopping In America

Ratings Are Half What 'American Idol' Pulled In

X-Factor cast

In spite of the fact "American Idol" ratings have been steadily declining since 2008, former talent judge Simon Cowell's new show, "X-Factor" fared even worse in its U.S. debut, with half the ratings of its predecessor. Has the world had its fill of bad, cheesy karaoke music and mean judges that know nothing about music and real talent (See: Simon Cowell arrogantly failing to spot Jennifer Hudson's talent, then making the same mistake again with Susan Boyle).

Simon Cowell's new face

Even in light of all the publicity stunts Cowell engaged in to launch "X-Factor" coupled with a tremendous amount of costly advertising and a new plastic surgery issued face (which looks painful, might I add) it has greatly underperformed (both the show and his face). The byproducts of these shows inevitably end up being soulless, derivative music the public can do without.

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Is Ali Lohan Trying To Look Like An Androgynous Model With New Cosmetic Surgery And Anorexia

Ali Lohan (Photo comparisons by the Crushable and Mom Logic websites)

17-year-old Ali Lohan, shocked pop culture audiences with her new, drastically altered appearance. She recently signed up with a modeling agency, lost approximately 25 pounds and had cosmetic work done to her nose, cheeks, lips and breasts, completely changing her look for the worse.

Ali Lohan this month, looking gaunt and manly

Her publicist (I can't believe she has one) has denied this is true, but one look at Lohan and one can tell she's had cosmetic procedures performed. Regrettably, she looked much younger and better before having all the unnecessary work done.

Androgynous model Andre Pejic (you know Perez Hilton is stalking this dude - if he goes missing, we know who did it)

Lohan seems to be going for an androgynous look, such as the one worn by 20-year-old Bosnian male model, Andrej Pejic, who has been featured in a number of high profile fashion shows, sporting mens and womens clothing. The gender bender has appeared in magazines as well.

Andrej Pejic in a Jean Paul Gaytier Gaultier wedding dress (Photo redacted by the Judiciary Report)

This new trend should not be encouraged among men and women, especially younger models, as it is not good for their mental health. You cannot be all things to all people. Just look at what Ali Lohan has done to herself, in trying to be a model in this genre.

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17-Year-Old Ali Lohan looking like Pete Burns

Show of hands, how many of you know 17-year-olds outside of Hollywood, who've had extensive elective plastic surgery? That's right, none. Because only Hollywood thinks it is normal to drastically alter the face of a minor to fit some insane beauty ideal.

Pete Burns

Women in Hollywood want Angelina Jolie type lips, coupled with high cheek bones and end up looking so unnatural in the process. Lip injections do not look good on anyone - black, white, Hispanic, Asian or Indian. The lips come out looking like a balloon set to burst or lumpy and uneven.

24-year-old Lindsay Lohan, like her sister, looks like she is in her forties

I can understand people getting nose jobs or undergoing procedures to get rid of crows feet and laugh lines, but lip injections and fillers on a 17-year-old is abnormal and unnecessary. Let's not even talk about the tattoos at age 16 (Ali). Not to mention, the girl now looks like she is 40-plus-years-old (much like her sister). The Lohans need counseling stat.

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Tamar Braxton Defends Her Plastic Surgery

Toni Braxton and Tamar Braxton

During the recently televised "Braxton Family Values" reunion show, Wendy Williams asked Tamar how she felt about blogs stating she had plastic surgery. The Judiciary Report was the first to make this claim regarding Tamar. A few weeks later, Tamar spoke openly about it in an interview, confirming the Judiciary Report's claims she had plastic surgery.

However, on the reunion show this week, she stated a blog said she looks like Michael Jackson and the Jacksons, due to the plastic surgery. The Judiciary Report was the site that stated this as well. Tamar said she likes the Jacksons and is fine with looking like them.

"Braxton Family Values"

As usual, she was being dramatic. However, liking them has nothing to do with it. The fact of the matter is, when plastic surgery goes wrong, it can have negative effects. Furthermore, c'mon now, Michael was gluing on his nose after a while (joking).

Seriously, the repeated surgeries had destroyed the structure of his nose and kept eroding in a line and exposing the implant the surgeon placed to create a pointy, pencil thin nose. He constantly covered his face with surgical masks for this reason. How can that be a good thing. There's nothing wrong with plastic surgery, but it should never be obvious.

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Would You Pay A Plastic Surgeon To Do This To Your Face

Mad-onna

It is abundantly clear, Madonna's plastic surgeon has her off for something. He is clearly holding a grudge, because every time the thieving pop tart goes under the knife, she comes out looking stranger than before. At this point, her face looks like a deranged puppet, which cannot be better than wrinkles.

She has the worst plastic surgery of any celebrity in Hollywood. Barbie has less plastic in her face. It's just deserts for stealing from starving, poor people in Africa to fund her lavish lifestyle. The one thing she wants she has been unsuccessful in buying - youth - because she has aged so poorly, unlike many of her contemporaries in Hollywood.

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